Ten thoughts for 2007

#10 Life is sexually transmitted.
#9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.
#8 Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich.
#7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to
use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
#6 Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
#5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital
dying of nothing.
#4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.
#3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a
&n bsp; substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents???
#2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007:


We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the
millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where
thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should
put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.